


Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
