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Un peu usée mais toujours faisable !!!

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:D
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Poor boy ! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence! (I can't believe I posted that one :roll: )
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En ce moment, mieux vaut avoir des bourses en action que des actions en bourse !
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Yeah lot of good ones, ok I give you some quick ones to !

Difference between a woman and a mosquito ?
You don't need to smash her head if you want she stop to suck !

What is a spermatozoïde with an attache-case ?
A PR of my balls !
( maybe it doesn't work in english ! )

Why the Skoda have the motor behind ?
To keep your hand hot when you push in winter !
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You are very funny ...... even the jokes.
Even if you understand little with the translator. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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J'ai horreur de généraliser mais j'ai l'impression que les homosexuels ont tendance à coucher avec des personnes du même sexe.

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