Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Ahahahaha I send it to David and Alain !!!
We love that …
Only the flag behind are not exactly the good one but anyway it’s very cool !!!
Thank you for it …
PW
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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Not only the ass was broken !!!
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
A guy and a girl meet up in a hospital elevator, the girl says “I’m here to give blood, they give me $10 every time I give blood. What are you here for?”
The man says “I’m here to donate semen, they give me $50 every time I donate.”
They go their separate ways until a week later when the man sees the same girl rushing for the elevator. He holds the door open for her until she gets in.
“Here to donate blood again?” He asks.
She shakes her head, “Mm-mm”
The man says “I’m here to donate semen, they give me $50 every time I donate.”
They go their separate ways until a week later when the man sees the same girl rushing for the elevator. He holds the door open for her until she gets in.
“Here to donate blood again?” He asks.
She shakes her head, “Mm-mm”
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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PW
"For 16 years WCX is a fortress resisting the changes of the internet and the hatred of morons.Thanks to the fans having always supported me but also those discovering me today. It's together that we will go the furthest !!!"
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Kmconstantine
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
A boss said to his secretary,
"I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said,
"Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks,
"So what happened?" She responds,
"The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!"
"I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said,
"Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks,
"So what happened?" She responds,
"The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!"