Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Not only the ass was broken !!!
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
A guy and a girl meet up in a hospital elevator, the girl says “I’m here to give blood, they give me $10 every time I give blood. What are you here for?”
The man says “I’m here to donate semen, they give me $50 every time I donate.”
They go their separate ways until a week later when the man sees the same girl rushing for the elevator. He holds the door open for her until she gets in.
“Here to donate blood again?” He asks.
She shakes her head, “Mm-mm”
The man says “I’m here to donate semen, they give me $50 every time I donate.”
They go their separate ways until a week later when the man sees the same girl rushing for the elevator. He holds the door open for her until she gets in.
“Here to donate blood again?” He asks.
She shakes her head, “Mm-mm”
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"For 16 years WCX is a fortress resisting the changes of the internet and the hatred of morons.Thanks to the fans having always supported me but also those discovering me today. It's together that we will go the furthest !!!"
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
A boss said to his secretary,
"I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said,
"Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks,
"So what happened?" She responds,
"The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!"
"I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said,
"Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees. After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks,
"So what happened?" She responds,
"The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having sex with me!"
Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
How about something to laugh?
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... r-1350638/
A few highlights:
Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.
[...]
Last week, it was revealed that Trump’s former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper wrote in his new memoir that his ex-boss wanted to attack Mexico with missiles — during peacetime between the two nations — and then try to pin the blame on another country.
[...]
During the 2019 hurricane season, Trump reportedly kept suggesting to aides that the U.S. bomb hurricanes with nuclear weapons in the mistaken belief that the explosions would somehow mitigate or destroy the tropical storms
[...]
More recently, right-wing believers in the QAnon conspiracy theories have taken to arguing that President Joe Biden used a Chinese-made weather weapon to send the freezing weather that crippled Texas power lines as Sen. Ted Cruz fled to Cancun, Mexico.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/p ... r-1350638/
A few highlights:
Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.
[...]
Last week, it was revealed that Trump’s former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper wrote in his new memoir that his ex-boss wanted to attack Mexico with missiles — during peacetime between the two nations — and then try to pin the blame on another country.
[...]
During the 2019 hurricane season, Trump reportedly kept suggesting to aides that the U.S. bomb hurricanes with nuclear weapons in the mistaken belief that the explosions would somehow mitigate or destroy the tropical storms
[...]
More recently, right-wing believers in the QAnon conspiracy theories have taken to arguing that President Joe Biden used a Chinese-made weather weapon to send the freezing weather that crippled Texas power lines as Sen. Ted Cruz fled to Cancun, Mexico.
