Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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I have a joke,
It's a muslim guy who die and goes to heaven, there he meet god and say:
So god, i did only good things in my life and always prayed, where's are those 72 virgins girls that are promised to heaven, as it's written inside the coran ?
God: Ah yes sure ! Take the second door on the left !
The guy say "thanks" and come back to god 2 minutes after with a weird expression on his face ans start to say:
Is this a joke ? I've get through the door but all the women are ugly !!!
God: No, why do you think they are still virgins ?
It's a muslim guy who die and goes to heaven, there he meet god and say:
So god, i did only good things in my life and always prayed, where's are those 72 virgins girls that are promised to heaven, as it's written inside the coran ?
God: Ah yes sure ! Take the second door on the left !
The guy say "thanks" and come back to god 2 minutes after with a weird expression on his face ans start to say:
Is this a joke ? I've get through the door but all the women are ugly !!!
God: No, why do you think they are still virgins ?
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Oh the irony: Having survived so many years having unprotected sex, only to die from an unprotected hand shake.
Oh the irony: Having survived so many years having unprotected sex, only to die from an unprotected hand shake.
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!