I have a joke,

It's a muslim guy who die and goes to heaven, there he meet god and say:

So god, i did only good things in my life and always prayed, where's are those 72 virgins girls that are promised to heaven, as it's written inside the coran ?

God: Ah yes sure ! Take the second door on the left !

The guy say "thanks" and come back to god 2 minutes after with a weird expression on his face ans start to say:

Is this a joke ? I've get through the door but all the women are ugly !!!

God: No, why do you think they are still virgins ?

Can anybody tell me how long toilet paper will last if kept in the freezer?


Oh the irony: Having survived so many years having unprotected sex, only to die from an unprotected hand shake.

PW