Time for another related story.
I had previously talked about my friend Ted. He is the one who scored with the toothless 2:00 special. He also would fart all day long. One time his fart had lumps in it and he took off for the restroom.
One day he knew that he and his best buddy at work would get chewed out the next day for not getting their work completed on time. So that evening they ate a lot of pickled eggs with their pitchers of beer.
Sure enough that morning their boss started to yell at them. He had a habit of getting right up to their faces to yell at them. They said nothing but did work hard to squeeze out as many farts as they could. You could almost see the green fog drifting upwards. Then the boss opened his mouth to get a deep breath before another sentence. At that moment he froze, as his face turned bright red, he turned and went quickly back to his office and slammed the door. He never tried that again.
I know that the UN has banned the use of chemical weapons, but it is fun to watch them being used.
