Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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Mark Marcus
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You're welcome.Curious George wrote:This one made me laugh. Thanks.
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Hi Mark,
This is a great picture, but it reminds me of a classic movie released in 1980.
The move is Friday The 13th., and Jason is a very bad person.
I grew up near a lake named Crystal Lake. In this movie, there is a camp at Crystal Lake and several camp counselers go there to set it up before the kids arrive. Most of them look like her.
When you see them topless, you know that within a minute Jason will be with her.
I thought it was a waste of fine pussy to kill them.
This is a great picture, but it reminds me of a classic movie released in 1980.
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I grew up near a lake named Crystal Lake. In this movie, there is a camp at Crystal Lake and several camp counselers go there to set it up before the kids arrive. Most of them look like her.
I thought it was a waste of fine pussy to kill them.
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Curious George
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Yes, I will admit it. I am a big fanatic of horror films. In the Friday the 13th series, pretty girls go topless, get impaled with their boyfriend's dick, then impaled with Jason's machete. 
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There was a report in the media that singer Taylor Swift had insured her legs for $40 million dollars.
The story turned out to be fake.
But it got me thinking, Pierre. Have you ever thought about having a certain part of your body insured. It keeps you in business, has a lot of wear and tear, and ends up in a lot of strange places.
I am sorry, the devil made me post this.
But it got me thinking, Pierre. Have you ever thought about having a certain part of your body insured. It keeps you in business, has a lot of wear and tear, and ends up in a lot of strange places.
I am sorry, the devil made me post this.
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I believe that she is getting ready for her first casting.
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This is not a joke, just a funny story.
Jon Cryer was the co-star on the hit TV show: "2 and a Half Men". The other co-star was the infamous Charlie Sheen. After Jon got a divorce, he dated an aspiring actress named Stephanie. She seemed like a nice girl. Then one day Charlie told Jon that he had also dated Stephanie, but it didn't work out. Jon asked why. Charlie said "I wanted to bring another girl into bed with us, but she wouldn't go for it". That night Jon broke up with Stephanie.
Jon Cryer was the co-star on the hit TV show: "2 and a Half Men". The other co-star was the infamous Charlie Sheen. After Jon got a divorce, he dated an aspiring actress named Stephanie. She seemed like a nice girl. Then one day Charlie told Jon that he had also dated Stephanie, but it didn't work out. Jon asked why. Charlie said "I wanted to bring another girl into bed with us, but she wouldn't go for it". That night Jon broke up with Stephanie.
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Here is a "dumb blonde" joke.