Let me expain this care package for Phelan..
I send him Volkswagen Currysausage,wich is very known here.Not only VW cars,also this sausage! I know he like it very much and it´s great if I can make somebody happy with such a small thing!
Rafale,we are not competitors and you are not in my territory! I would be glad to meet you and the others personally!

Metka wrote:Let me expain this care package for Phelan..
I send him Volkswagen Currysausage,wich is very known here.Not only VW cars,also this sausage! I know he like it very much and it´s great if I can make somebody happy with such a small thing!

Hahaha if you follow the thread here, this information makes Phelan even more the comedic genius!

Metka wrote:Rafale,we are not competitors and you are not in my territory! I would be glad to meet you and the others personally!

For sure, I just joke! Me too, I really hope to meet you in Berlin next year. We will have a blast!

Metka wrote:with such a small thing!

Small thing??? They are so long, that even Rocco would cry enviously

PW

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

"Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

Nice one LOL

I can manage a dirty joke now and then... it's one of my many talents~

C'est Monsieur GLLOQ qui se rend chez Air France:

-Bonjour, je voudrais un billet pour Paris
-Certainement, quel est votre nom?
-Mr GLLOQ, G, deux L, O, Q
-Ah monsieur, pourquoi vous souhaitez prendre l'avion si vous avez deux ailes au cul?



Sorry for english speaking people, that's quite unpossible to translate!
But finally, maybe you loose nothing

St Dav wrote:C'est Monsieur GLLOQ qui se rend chez Air France:

-Bonjour, je voudrais un billet pour Paris
-Certainement, quel est votre nom?
-Mr GLLOQ, G, deux L, O, Q
-Ah monsieur, pourquoi vous souhaitez prendre l'avion si vous avez deux ailes au cul?



Sorry for english speaking people, that's quite unpossible to translate!
But finally, maybe you loose nothing

J'ai 2 ailes au cul.... we get it!

Très vieille blague mais qui marchera tant que les avions auront des ailes !!!

PW