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I love the "perspective" one !!! Amazing ... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Banned australian commercial for condoms

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if you have nothing to do the next 10 hours 8-)


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The Italian Man Who Went To Malta

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE8IZjNeE8M

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It's the beginning of the new year and time for the results of the 2013 Darwin Awards.
Eighth Place
In Detroit, a 41 year old man got stuck and drowned in 2 feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18 inch wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49 year old San Francisco stockbroker who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100 foot high cliff on his daily run.
Sixth Place
While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not each him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at the hospital.
Fifth Place
Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop that he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free, rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
Fourth Place
Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with 4 bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.
Third Place
After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.
Honorable Mention
Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M., so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.
Runner Up
Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said that he knew a person who had bungee jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by 2 nearby fishermen. Bingham's foot was never located.
And the Winner is....
Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany), fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say that the ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephants unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... "Shit Happens"

It is important to always be grateful to these people for removing themselves from the gene pool...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

This video parody from Ron Jeremy playing Miley Cyrus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

originaly was : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

small changes !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I love dumb girls because are pretty :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JxMATbh_NA

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