Jokes / blagues / just a bud

Banana33 · Post by **Banana33** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:06 pm

doxxx wrote:Scusa banana33 ma per caso hai preso il nome dallo sketch di checco zalone ? perdonami ma ero curioso

ma 33 l'eta non e'....capisci a me?

Curious George · Post by **Curious George** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:46 pm

Just when you think that you heard it all...........

A few years ago 15 British tourists and 6 Greek locals were arrested on a Greek island know for debauchery. They were having an oral sex contest. It did not say whether they were male or female or both. But the tourists were paid to enter the contest.

Here's my question. How do you score oral sex. In my opinion there is no bad beer, and there is no bad sex.

I did see a Japanese game show years ago where the female hosts had sex with a contestant, but there was no score.

And I wonder, why were they arrested? They are in Greece?

doxxx · Post by **doxxx** » Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:12 pm

Banana33 wrote:
doxxx wrote:Scusa banana33 ma per caso hai preso il nome dallo sketch di checco zalone ? perdonami ma ero curioso
ma 33 l'eta non e'....capisci a me?

proprio lui !

Banana33 · Post by **Banana33** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 4:45 am

Curious George wrote:Just when you think that you heard it all...........

A few years ago 15 British tourists and 6 Greek locals were arrested on a Greek island know for debauchery. They were having an oral sex contest. It did not say whether they were male or female or both. But the tourists were paid to enter the contest.

Here's my question. How do you score oral sex. In my opinion there is no bad beer, and there is no bad sex.

I did see a Japanese game show years ago where the female hosts had sex with a contestant, but there was no score.

And I wonder, why were they arrested? They are in Greece?

PIERRE WOODMAN · Post by **PIERRE WOODMAN** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:36 am

In my opinion there is no bad beer, and there is no bad sex.

I don't like beer so for me it's bad and trust me there is very bad sex and very bad dick sucker to the point you prefer 1 million times your hand !!!

PW

Banana33 · Post by **Banana33** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:24 am

this is committed LOVE!

french22 · Post by **french22** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 8:19 pm

Curious George · Post by **Curious George** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:06 am

PIERRE WOODMAN wrote:
In my opinion there is no bad beer, and there is no bad sex.
I don't like beer so for me it's bad and trust me there is very bad sex and very bad dick sucker to the point you prefer 1 million times your hand !!!

PW

Pierre, we live in different worlds, joined together by our love of sex.

There is a limerick that is a drinking song, sung at bars and parties by a man at a piano. It begins "There may be old beer, stale beer, green beer, huckleberry beer, ....................
Finally the chorus sings "But there is no such thing as bad beer."

To many high school boys, any sex is great sex, and there is no such thing as bad sex.
I barely remember that far back in history.

You and I both have sex, but the difference is as great as the difference in the way Michael Jordan and I play basketball.

Banana33 · Post by **Banana33** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:06 am

PIERRE WOODMAN · Post by **PIERRE WOODMAN** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 8:32 am

You and I both have sex, but the difference is as great as the difference in the way Michael Jordan and I play basketball.

Good one !!! LOL

PW

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