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Un mec rentre dans un bar :
- Je voudrais une chwirzderkilmaskichtmeurk à la menthe.
Et le barman :
- Un chwirzderkilmaskichtmeurk à la quoi ?
- Je voudrais une chwirzderkilmaskichtmeurk à la menthe.
Et le barman :
- Un chwirzderkilmaskichtmeurk à la quoi ?
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Mark Marcus
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One of my favorite films actually.Curious George wrote: Marcus: There is a movie that you might like. The title is "Bad Santa" It stars Billie Bob Thorton. It has been out for a few years. You could down load it. It is not for children. It is very raunchy and is rated R.
A Xmas must-see movie indeed !
I also like "Santa's Slay" ( people should know that Santa is the anagram of Satan).
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Note the second picture (gif) above.
For those of you who may not understand why Billie Bob Thorton is humping the dumb blonde's ass. In the picture, the girl does not know how to gently rock the pinball machine to increase her score. So the "Bad Santa" shows her how. I laughed out loud in the theater when I saw that. I have wasted many hours on those machines, and I never got to be a "pinball wizard".
For those of you who may not understand why Billie Bob Thorton is humping the dumb blonde's ass. In the picture, the girl does not know how to gently rock the pinball machine to increase her score. So the "Bad Santa" shows her how. I laughed out loud in the theater when I saw that. I have wasted many hours on those machines, and I never got to be a "pinball wizard".
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PTDR !
Excellent !
Joyeux Noel Pierre et continue de nous raie ...galer !
Excellent !
Joyeux Noel Pierre et continue de nous raie ...galer !
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"For 16 years WCX is a fortress resisting the changes of the internet and the hatred of morons.Thanks to the fans having always supported me but also those discovering me today. It's together that we will go the furthest !!!"