About 30 years ago, a friend of mine told a story about how he lost his virginity. He told it upon request at a party. Several times later, with new friends, it was retold if some new people had not heard the story yet. Each time he embellished the story, making it longer and more colorful, so I don't know if everything is true. But here is the story as I remember it. It was summer break after his first year at college and at a very large party, he met a girl from a University out of state. Everyone was getting drunk. He is a good looking guy, and she asked him to take her back to her motel room. Once back there, they got naked pretty quickly. She was not a virgin, and very horny. He said that the sex was FANTASTIC.
However, every guy that ever talked about his first time said the same thing.
Anyway after they both came, he laid on the bed and relaxed, and she went to the bathroom, then came back out. He remembered a Playboy article on sex positions, and wanted to try one with her on top. So she got on top and they started to "Rock and Roll". He reached back and started to feel up her nice firm ass. And then he felt something.
He never found out if she was too drunk to wipe herself, or if she had the "drizzling shits". But when he looked at his hands,
they were covered in shit.
In an instant his dick went limp. He pushed her off of him, and said "I gotta go." He quickly washed his hands, got dressed and took off. And that was his "Night to Remember".
