Haha! 9 months? More like 18 years


@Grossemite: Why was the bride smiling as she walked down the aisle? Because she had give her last blowjob!

One man bang at the gyneco in middle of the night
- Doctor doctor help help me please !
Doc wake-up and open the door, then see this man crying and ask him what is the problem
- look my penis doctor I just had sex and now it's totaly purple on the top !
- Ooh yes but don't worry it's nothing !
The doctor take little coton few lotion and fix the problem in 10 second
The guy can't believe his eyes, his dick in totaly normal.
- Thank you doc, how much should I paid ?
- 50 $
The guy paid and go very happy !

Two days later again middle of the night the same guy come back and scream like hell and kick the gyneco door with his feet
- Open your door fucking asshole I'm gonna kill you !
The doc wake up and stay behind, a bit scared !
- What 's hap this time ?
- Liar of shit you didn't fix my problem and now I'm seriously infected, my penis his brown and green, I feel I will die because of you fucking idiot !
- calm down, I can see you at the condition yoy stay quiet.
Finaly the guy become quiet and the doctor open the door, whatch his dick and tell :
- But it's nothing , come with me, little coton, lotion and after 10 seconds the dick is again normal.
Then the guy is confused and apologise.
I'm so sorry doctor, I don't know why I was so nervous, you're amazing, the best of the best and ...
- Ok could you paid me please, I would like go back to sleep !
- oh yes sorry I understand, here are your 50 $
- No today it's 200 !!!
- But two days ago it was 50
- Yes for the lipstick not for the shit !!!

PW

guys make me laugh, even from.....

Check this one out....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XM5hbS7 ... re=related

Take care, everyone!
The Canadian.

Youdaman you're great !!!

And Grossemite I have the right answer for yours :

PW

Youdaman, that was fantastic!

I like Grossemite's better!

For Pierre...

Youdaman => but I already know it

PW