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the guy is a hero
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Oh someone found the Time bella / Lucianna Karel's car !!!
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why do average selphies?
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Actress Sandra Bullock is doing interviews to promote her new movie "Oceans 8". They were on the subject of staying beautiful, and she said that she had a "PENIS FACIAL". Now dear readers, both you and I both know what that means. When Pierre isn't giving her a facial, he is covering her ass with his "milk". And she paid $650 for one treatment. Fortunately, I stopped laughing long enough to hear her explain the details.
They have this special cream, and they inject it under the skin on her face. It is supposed to rejuvenate the skin. The cream has an enzyme similar to stem cells.
So where to they get this special enzyme? They get it from the foreskin of Korean babies. And she paid $650 for it.

They have this special cream, and they inject it under the skin on her face. It is supposed to rejuvenate the skin. The cream has an enzyme similar to stem cells.
So where to they get this special enzyme? They get it from the foreskin of Korean babies. And she paid $650 for it.

