A fisherman managed to hook a golden fish. Fish said to him: - if you let me go, I'll fullfill you one wish". After some thinking, fisherman answers: - okay, I want to have orgasm at the same time as my wife. And returns the fish in the river.

Then, as he is walking back home, he cums in his underwear twice.

"i'm lovin' it"

ok...that's just mean

Time we are in Green, I got one for L.R and all vegans girls !!!

FOREPLAY WITH A VEGAN !!!
PW

The picture of the mirror reminded me of a story.

McDonalds announced that they now have Braille menus for those who cannot see, and picture menus for those who cannot read. A comedian used that in his monologue.

As a practical joke. he put on dark sun glasses, drove up to the drive-thru window, slowly tapping on the side of the wall with his white tipped can, and stopped at the window. Swinging his head sideways like Ray Charles, he asked the girl for a Braille menu. She looked around for a minute then came back and said: "I'm sorry, I can't find a Braille menu, would you like a picture menu?"