About 20 years ago, I saw what must be the ultimate Dildo. It was in a Japanese adult video. It was extra large, purple, with spines all over the head. The head was about the size of a man's fist. It not only vibrated and rotated but also pulsed in and out. Once it was inside, she could not stop screaming. When it started running, the dildo sounded like a washing machine, but then her screaming drowned out the sound.
Watching her and that monster dildo, all I could think was OMG

A woman baked this birthday cake for her husband. The words on the cake are in Dutch. They mean "old prick".

(No, I am not implying that anyone we know is an old prick. That would be mean, and I am not a mean person, just old.)

A big light can save you from a bad surprise !!!
PW

I loved Pierre's picture above. We used to call them "chicks with dicks", before the PC police made us change the name to transgender.

I know it is not so funny when you have to explain a joke but............

The next picture shows what looks like a religious retreat in the woods, and everyone there is praying. But the crazy design of the prayer booth is something that I have never seen before. What country is it. Can anyone explain it? I am really curious.

I just wanted to stare.