Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Kind of original Star Wars costumes for Halloween.
			
			
									
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
A little thrill for halloween.
http://youtu.be/qVZRBEoimJc
And a little prank.
http://youtu.be/QCgDzUtLkCA
			
			
									
									http://youtu.be/qVZRBEoimJc
And a little prank.
http://youtu.be/QCgDzUtLkCA
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
						"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
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				Curious George
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Hi Mark,
I enjoyed both of them. The first undead (zombie), clip reminds me of the very first movie ever made on that theme. It was a very low budget movie, that made a lot of money because it was the first of its kind. The director used friends and neighbors as the undead. It was made in the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania area. I was just a little kid then, and scared easily. I will never forget the ending. They of course could not destroy all of them and they just kept coming. So the hero looked right at the camera and warned everyone watching the movie. He mentioned each large city within 100 miles of Pittsburg, and where to go for shelter. He mentioned my home town, and the Armory as the place to hide. It was made of stone and very strong. So I knew exactly where my dad should drive us downtown when we saw them coming. I had nightmares from that movie. There is something about we humans, we love being scared if its only a movie.
			
			
									
									
						I enjoyed both of them. The first undead (zombie), clip reminds me of the very first movie ever made on that theme. It was a very low budget movie, that made a lot of money because it was the first of its kind. The director used friends and neighbors as the undead. It was made in the Pittsburgh Pennsylvania area. I was just a little kid then, and scared easily. I will never forget the ending. They of course could not destroy all of them and they just kept coming. So the hero looked right at the camera and warned everyone watching the movie. He mentioned each large city within 100 miles of Pittsburg, and where to go for shelter. He mentioned my home town, and the Armory as the place to hide. It was made of stone and very strong. So I knew exactly where my dad should drive us downtown when we saw them coming. I had nightmares from that movie. There is something about we humans, we love being scared if its only a movie.

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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
One for the road.
			
			
									
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
You have a strange sense of humour... I find everything you post weird, and rather unfunny. But it's just my opinion.
			
			
									
									
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
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				Curious George
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I stumbled on a piece of trivia.    
 
The very first porn film, that was made in France, was titled "Exhibition". It was made in 1975. It was supposedly a documentary, and was composed of clips from other porn movies. (The other clips being made in other countries.) I believe that the person who printed this review, was referring to legal porn movies. Underground porn movies were made in France before the 20th century began, shortly after the first ever movies were made, which was in France.
			
			
									
									
						 
 The very first porn film, that was made in France, was titled "Exhibition". It was made in 1975. It was supposedly a documentary, and was composed of clips from other porn movies. (The other clips being made in other countries.) I believe that the person who printed this review, was referring to legal porn movies. Underground porn movies were made in France before the 20th century began, shortly after the first ever movies were made, which was in France.
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While I am on the subject..........The very first motion picture was made in France, by the Lumiere Brothers, and the subject was the arrival of a train.  It was made in 1896.  The oldest surviving porn movie was made in 1906 in Austria.  In those days, porn films were shown in brothels, and the actresses were prostitutes.  Here are a few frames from some of the movies made in 1906 - 1907.
The picture at the top is about a movie of a Harem.  The picture at the bottom is from a movie titled "Slave Market".  Movie plots haven't changed much in 108 years.     
  
			
			
									
									
						 
  

