Don't worry guys, if I don't even do Bottox on my face, I am not ready for anything making me looking better body. I hate hospital and go only when no other choice, like 2 years ago with my knee !!!

PW

When I was young, I listened to my friends talk about their conquests and old people talk about their operations. Now I talk about my operations.

A few years ago, on a hot summer day, I was being "Macho", and carrying around a 25 Kg sack of fertilizer. I felt a sharp pain in my gut and dropped the bag. Time to go inside for a cold beer. The next day I saw a bulge down there and it would not go away. The doctor said that it was a hernia. If the lower intestine gets pinched when sticking out, you will die. In the olden days, they sewed the abdominal wall together, which placed stress on the tear. But now there is something much better. They use a plastic mesh and sew it over the tear. Wonderful. So I go for it.

I do not need to stay in the hospital, it is an out patient procedure. So I take off my clothes and get on the gurney. A nurse starts an IV. Then the doctor comes in with a magic marker to mark where he is going to cut me. That is very important, because I won't be awake to say anything if he makes a mistake. Then a guy comes in to put me to sleep. He has a big smile and says that he is going to give me some Michael Jackson juice. WHAT? Yeah, he says, the same stuff that killed Michael Jackson.

I start to yell WAIT A MINUTE. But he disappeared. In an instant he was gone, like in a science fiction movie. I am confused. Nothing else has changed in the room. My hand goes down to my side, and I feel some stitches. OMG. The operation is over. The cut was only about 5 cm long. I felt no pain. Then the nurse came in to help me get up. Then I got dressed and went home. That night I took a pain pill to get to sleep. I never needed to take any more pills. 10 days later I went back to the doctor and he took the stitches out. No pain.

That was the good news.
Now the bad news.

About a year later, I felt a sharp pain down there. I felt the mesh slide down lower. The pain went away after about 30 sec. The mesh did not pinch a nerve or cut off any blood supply. But it must have torn loose from the abdominal wall. Later I saw on TV about a class action lawsuit against the mesh manufacturer. I am still OK, so I am not going to have it resewn or "what else?"

It is very very important to get as much information as you can from the doctor before you do anything. It is like when you do a casting................You do not want the girl, while on her hands and knees, to suddenly scream:
YOU WANT TO PUT WHAT, IN WHERE?

I admire curious george for the amount of free time he seems to have for always writing such long texts.

PW

George´s advice: better to fuck a girl under Propofol than to loose time with discussions

Well ...
Speaking about girl, my team and me have destroyed a very nice " sparrow " this morning !!! She will remember us after going back home tomorrow with a red/black ass ...

PW

Eintracht wrote:

PIERRE WOODMAN wrote:really ??? Oh fuck I was thinking about butt implant too !!!

PW

nono, as far as we can see you have enough butt!

I used to live near Detroit Michigan. Many women there are huge fans of Kim Kardashian. They want to have a large butt like she does. There was a "doctor" who took advantage of them by selling butt implants. He was actually injecting cement in their asses. The waiting room for his "clinic", was a Dunkin Donut shop next door. He got arrested for practicing medicine without a license. The cement almost killed a lot of the women.

In my opinion, the women did not need the cement implant. All they had to do would be to spend an hour in the "waiting room". I have been told that the calories from a Dunkin Donut go straight to the ass.

But ciment will have made their asses hard like "concrete" !!!
My surgery is reported again ( because of the doctor this time ) and it will be the March 20 now.

PW

PIERRE WOODMAN wrote:

But ciment will have made their asses hard like "concrete" !!!

PW

Yes. Sadly, there are tens of thousands of women that are dumber than shit. They will believe anything. I did not make this up. When the TV announcer said that the "waiting room" was the Dunkin Donut shop next door, I saw that he was gritting his teeth to try not to burst out laughing. They quickly went to commercial.

I had not seen this discussion, when it works precisely at the hernia?
I thought it was yesterday but just read again and see it will be next week.
Good luck !