The purpose of this document is to attempt to explain the complexity of PW's Frenglish and communication methodology. We do this by first setting the basis of his character in porn, followed by the nuances of his forum language, which he refers to as "Frenglish" but is actually much more cunning and complex than that.
Monsiuer Pierre Woodman (PW) is a Frenchman, a Pornographer, a connoisuer of beautiful women's sexual passion, with particular specialty in anal sex techniques. He's a master of manipulative mystery and intrigue, since he must be in order to do well in his line of work; both with z girls, in z nasty marketplace, and with his seemingly unforgiving and demanding subscriber base. His first duty is to the girls, so he will always be very protective of the girls. His second duty is to us, so he will try to keep us happy, but with deference to his first duty. Understanding this will help the reader understand PW's meaning when he uses his "Frenglish" to communicate with his fans on this forum.
This is an open development initiative. Do contribute, but please do so in good humor. Ranting and complaining is not welcome here. Go in peace.
Also, please help keep the flow consistent by using PW, MLM and MLDNM as shown in the first example below. Have fun guys!
The "Fenglish" phrases and what it "most likely mean" (MLM), and what it "most likely does not mean" (MLDNM):
PW: No I did not ... wink wink wink
MLM: Maybe I did, maybe I did not, I cannot say now.
MLDNM: PW did not.
PW: My answer must always be read with the right attention !
MLM: You must read the whole discussion thread, from the start, to even begin to try to understand what I am trying to tell you.
MLDNM: You understood and/or asked the right question.
PW: Too many times answered this question (usually pertaining to PW's "initiation" of a girl)
MLM: No. Either he has it and he can't show it because of "whatever reason", or he did not do it, or he did it but did not film it, or <fill in any myriad of reasons here>
MLDNM: You might get to see it if you keep pestering PW.
Remember, in good humor, and be correct.
Christmas is coming ... try not to piss Santa off!
