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Well, I am in one of my moods again, so I will finish a story that I started about a year ago.

Part 1. My friend, who I will call Ted, ended up in a rental car with 3 American school teachers driving in circles around the Arc De Triomphe during 5:00 rush hour. The women were screaming in terror as loud as they could. After surviving that , he made it to Southern France for a few days, before boarding a plane for Africa.

Part 2. I won't say what country he went to, but it was to meet a friend from High School who worked for a Tire Company. Bob was promoted to manage a rubber tree plantation. When Ted got off the plane at the capital city he went to the restroom. All he found was a hole in the floor. He wondered "If this is the capital, what is the rest of the country like".

Well, Bob showed up and they drove for about an hour out to the plantation. Bob showed him into the house. The first thing that Ted met was a very large lizard. He could tell from body language that the lizard felt that this was his house and you were not welcome here. Bob explained that the lizard lived here and it was his house. He wandered all the time in every room eating insects. There are billions of bugs in Africa and they all laugh at bug spray. So he is well fed, and the house is bug free. All his wife has to do is clean up the lizard shit that is all over the house. As smart as they are, they can not be "paper trained".

That evening was spent drinking the local beer and talking about old times. Then Bob told him that as a special treat, tomorrow they were going on a safari.

Early in the morning Ted got into Bob's jeep, and off they went to the Preserve. They had the top down and the morning breeze was great. After about an hour, they were in the park and going along a narrow dirt path. They spotted something ahead and slowed down. It was 2 lions together. Bob cut the engine and coasted to a stop only about 3 meters (10 feet) away. (As you might guess, wildlife photographers shoot videos of lions with a telephoto lens. To be this close in an open jeep is insane.)

But the lions paid no attention, because Mr. Lion was busy getting Mrs. Lion pregnant. Being guys, they made jokes about them, while watching "animal porn". Lets flip a coin to see who gets sloppy seconds.. Finally Mr. Lion "got off" and then got off. Ted said that Mrs. Lion had a large cream pie seeping out of her. But then Mr. Lion noticed the 2 humans and roared at them from 3 M away.

Now neither of them spoke lion, so they did not know if he said : This is my woman, keep away. Or if he said: I think I smell lunch. No matter, as Bob turned the key, started the engine and they sped away in the open jeep.

Ted said : If that engine had not started right away, I would have shit my pants.