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Sometimes when kids are away from home, they do things that they would never be allowed to do at home. My father told me that one freshman at college would eat a lot of pickled eggs. At the rooming house where they lived, the kid would spend hours in the bathtub. When he farted, and the bubblles rose to the surface, he lit them with a match.
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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I was watching Olympic Volleyball today, and one of the Serbian girls, is 193 cm tall.
There is a saying about tall girls:
When you are nose to nose, your toes are in it.
When you are toes to toes, your nose is in it.
There is a saying about tall girls:
When you are nose to nose, your toes are in it.
When you are toes to toes, your nose is in it.
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A book, a woman, and a flask of wine: The three make heaven for me...
Omar Hayam.
Omar Hayam.
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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Sometimes college students are not very bright.
A young man in America was having an online video chat with a pretty girl. She teased him and dared him to take off his clothes, if she did. So she did and he did. Then she threatened to post the photos of him on the internet for all to see, unless he sent her $1000. He sent all the money that he had on him, then called police. The police found that the money went to the Phillipines. So they could not arrest anyone.
A young man in America was having an online video chat with a pretty girl. She teased him and dared him to take off his clothes, if she did. So she did and he did. Then she threatened to post the photos of him on the internet for all to see, unless he sent her $1000. He sent all the money that he had on him, then called police. The police found that the money went to the Phillipines. So they could not arrest anyone.
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And it's a joke ??? LOL
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!