Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Bien vrai !!!
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"It seems the key to success is motivation. So that's perfect because thanks to all of you who have supported me for 17 years here, I am extremely motivated."
Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
salut a tous le monde proteger vous-
PIERRE WOODMAN
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"It seems the key to success is motivation. So that's perfect because thanks to all of you who have supported me for 17 years here, I am extremely motivated."
Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
I have a joke,
It's a muslim guy who die and goes to heaven, there he meet god and say:
So god, i did only good things in my life and always prayed, where's are those 72 virgins girls that are promised to heaven, as it's written inside the coran ?
God: Ah yes sure ! Take the second door on the left !
The guy say "thanks" and come back to god 2 minutes after with a weird expression on his face ans start to say:
Is this a joke ? I've get through the door but all the women are ugly !!!
God: No, why do you think they are still virgins ?
It's a muslim guy who die and goes to heaven, there he meet god and say:
So god, i did only good things in my life and always prayed, where's are those 72 virgins girls that are promised to heaven, as it's written inside the coran ?
God: Ah yes sure ! Take the second door on the left !
The guy say "thanks" and come back to god 2 minutes after with a weird expression on his face ans start to say:
Is this a joke ? I've get through the door but all the women are ugly !!!
God: No, why do you think they are still virgins ?
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Curious George
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Can anybody tell me how long toilet paper will last if kept in the freezer?
Oh the irony: Having survived so many years having unprotected sex, only to die from an unprotected hand shake.
Oh the irony: Having survived so many years having unprotected sex, only to die from an unprotected hand shake.
