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Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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Mark Marcus
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"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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"It seems the key to success is motivation. So that's perfect because thanks to all of you who have supported me for 17 years here, I am extremely motivated."
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Katie Couric is an American TV journalist and has worked for all three major TV networks, NBC, ABC and CBS. She is 58 years old and married.
At a recent prestigious awards ceremony, she was sitting at a table with Amy Schumer.
Amy is 34 and a stand-up comedianne. She tells stories about her dates. She sounds like the most promiscuous woman alive. She is very funny.
At the awards show, Katie left the table for awhile and left her iphone there. Big mistake. Amy picked it up and quickly found Katie's husband's number. She sent a text to him.
Want to have anal tonight.
When Katie came back to the table, she got a text message from her husband: Come home right away.
So she excused herself, and left the awards ceremony.
I will bet they had an interesting conversation that night.
Amy is 34 and a stand-up comedianne. She tells stories about her dates. She sounds like the most promiscuous woman alive. She is very funny.
At the awards show, Katie left the table for awhile and left her iphone there. Big mistake. Amy picked it up and quickly found Katie's husband's number. She sent a text to him.
Want to have anal tonight.
When Katie came back to the table, she got a text message from her husband: Come home right away.
So she excused herself, and left the awards ceremony.
I will bet they had an interesting conversation that night.
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C'est un juif pd aux toilettes puis ya un black enorme qui rentre et pisse a coté de lui
Le juif voyant l'engin du black lui dit : dis tu me metterais pas un coup?
Le black repond : ok mais c'est 100euros du centimetre.
Le juif regarde son porte monnaie ou il a 300e alors il dit :bon ba met moi 3cm
Ils vont dans les chiottes le black lui met ses 3cm et un autre gars entre aux chiottes et en ouvrant la porte bouscule le black qui du coup met toute sa bite
Le juif s'écrit:
JSUIS RUINÉ JSUIS RUINÉ
Le juif voyant l'engin du black lui dit : dis tu me metterais pas un coup?
Le black repond : ok mais c'est 100euros du centimetre.
Le juif regarde son porte monnaie ou il a 300e alors il dit :bon ba met moi 3cm
Ils vont dans les chiottes le black lui met ses 3cm et un autre gars entre aux chiottes et en ouvrant la porte bouscule le black qui du coup met toute sa bite
Le juif s'écrit:
JSUIS RUINÉ JSUIS RUINÉ
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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"It seems the key to success is motivation. So that's perfect because thanks to all of you who have supported me for 17 years here, I am extremely motivated."
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"It seems the key to success is motivation. So that's perfect because thanks to all of you who have supported me for 17 years here, I am extremely motivated."