Watching her and that monster dildo, all I could think was OMG
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Curious George
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About 20 years ago, I saw what must be the ultimate Dildo. It was in a Japanese adult video. It was extra large, purple, with spines all over the head. The head was about the size of a man's fist. It not only vibrated and rotated but also pulsed in and out. Once it was inside, she could not stop screaming. When it started running, the dildo sounded like a washing machine, but then her screaming drowned out the sound.
Watching her and that monster dildo, all I could think was OMG
Watching her and that monster dildo, all I could think was OMG
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Curious George
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A woman baked this birthday cake for her husband. The words on the cake are in Dutch. They mean "old prick".
(No, I am not implying that anyone we know is an old prick. That would be mean, and I am not a mean person, just old.)
(No, I am not implying that anyone we know is an old prick. That would be mean, and I am not a mean person, just old.)
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PIERRE WOODMAN
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A big light can save you from a bad surprise !!!
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Curious George
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I loved Pierre's picture above. We used to call them "chicks with dicks", before the PC police made us change the name to transgender.
I know it is not so funny when you have to explain a joke but............
The next picture shows what looks like a religious retreat in the woods, and everyone there is praying. But the crazy design of the prayer booth is something that I have never seen before. What country is it. Can anyone explain it? I am really curious.
I know it is not so funny when you have to explain a joke but............
The next picture shows what looks like a religious retreat in the woods, and everyone there is praying. But the crazy design of the prayer booth is something that I have never seen before. What country is it. Can anyone explain it? I am really curious.
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I just wanted to stare. 
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