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I don't give a fuck about Christmas.
But honestly, I wouldn't mind to play Santa just to grope Miley in this way. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Hum, until she keeps her pants on, I am not interested !!! :D :D :D

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PIERRE WOODMAN wrote:Hum, until she keeps her pants on, I am not interested !!! :D :D :D

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Well, for once she kept them, you don't find much pics with clothes on recently.
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Mark Marcus wrote:I don't give a fuck about Christmas.
But honestly, I wouldn't mind to play Santa just to grope Miley in this way. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Marcus: There is a movie that you might like. The title is "Bad Santa" It stars Billie Bob Thorton. It has been out for a few years. You could down load it. It is not for children. It is very raunchy and is rated R.

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:D
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:D :D
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Un mec rentre dans un bar :
- Je voudrais une chwirzderkilmaskichtmeurk à la menthe.
Et le barman :
- Un chwirzderkilmaskichtmeurk à la quoi ?

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Curious George wrote: Marcus: There is a movie that you might like. The title is "Bad Santa" It stars Billie Bob Thorton. It has been out for a few years. You could down load it. It is not for children. It is very raunchy and is rated R.
One of my favorite films actually.
A Xmas must-see movie indeed !
I also like "Santa's Slay" ( people should know that Santa is the anagram of Satan).
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Note the second picture (gif) above.
For those of you who may not understand why Billie Bob Thorton is humping the dumb blonde's ass. In the picture, the girl does not know how to gently rock the pinball machine to increase her score. So the "Bad Santa" shows her how. I laughed out loud in the theater when I saw that. I have wasted many hours on those machines, and I never got to be a "pinball wizard". :oops:

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