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Gay Job Offer

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:42 pm
by Doorsupervisor
Hello Pierre,

we are a gay porn company and we found that you a very beautiful person. Personally, I admire your rather inviting anus which I was able to view so many times. We are kindly inviting you to participate in one of our (gay) porn movies as "the uptight uncle from France".

Regards,
Harald

Re: Job Offer

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:34 am
by horndogger
hahahaha, my goodness, well Pierre after years and 5,000 asses taken some dude thinks you have an "inviting anus" .... if that's not irony I don't know what is ... hahaha

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Horndogger

Re: Job Offer

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:50 am
by C0nand0
Hilarious.

Re: Job Offer

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:20 am
by PIERRE WOODMAN
we are a gay porn company and we found that you a very beautiful person. Personally, I admire your rather inviting anus which I was able to view so many times. We are kindly inviting you to participate in one of our (gay) porn movies as "the uptight uncle from France"
Doorsupervisor, my "invited anus" is ready to make a shit on your idiot face anytime !!!
Feel free to take the plane when ever you want and the French uncle will show you a personnal technic call " How I get a Don Perignon champagne magnum in my ass ".
Garanteed 100% Woodman style. But I don't paid for the hospital expensises !!!
:evil: :evil: :evil:

PW

Re: Gay Job Offer

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:02 pm
by Doorsupervisor
Pierre,

I did not mean that in a violent way. We are not intending to hurt you. We are not trying to 'send you to hospital'. Do not be afraid.

I am willing (and capable) to give you pleasure. The anus is very susceptible to stimulation. You know that, right? In fact, the male anus is much more susceptible than the female anus is.

How many men have you been with so far?

Harald

Re: Gay Job Offer

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:28 pm
by Ricardo Soli
Doorsupervisor wrote:Pierre,

I did not mean that in a violent way. We are not intending to hurt you. We are not trying to 'send you to hospital'. Do not be afraid.

I am willing (and capable) to give you pleasure. The anus is very susceptible to stimulation. You know that, right? In fact, the male anus is much more susceptible than the female anus is.

How many men have you been with so far?

Harald
Don't tell me Harald you're so ugly as gay, than you're thinking to change your sex to can aproach Pierre for a rimjob ? You'll need a lot of money, and a good doctor....

Re: Gay Job Offer

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:27 pm
by Doorsupervisor
Ricardo Soli wrote:
Don't tell me Harald you're so ugly as gay, than you're thinking to change your sex to can aproach Pierre for a rimjob ? You'll need a lot of money, and a good doctor....
I do not understand what you are saying. As I wrote before, we do not need a doctor. We are not trying to hurt anybody (and we will use a condom!) Do we need money? We have seen Pierre work magic on so many anuses and we want to do the same for Pierre's anus. Maybe you should let Pierre answer the questions.

Re: Gay Job Offer

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:30 am
by toastytea
:lol: funny thread

Re: Gay Job Offer

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:56 am
by horndogger
I practically fell off my chair in laughter when I read the last post from the gay inviting anus guy ..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

His quote above, one of the greatest of all time :

" We have seen Pierre work magic on so many anuses and we want to do the same for Pierre's anus. "

hahahahahahahaha

Horndogger

Re: Gay Job Offer

Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:58 am
by PIERRE WOODMAN
He could be funny if it was a real gay writting that bullshit but in reality it's just a father sucker who try to make me upset !!!
All your hate dreams will never happen who ever you can be and you're just a lost of time for me ...

PW