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pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:08 am
by craving
dear pierre,

this is a part of an article about you,
which appeared in Hustler Magazine in february 2004:

"Woodman's quest for a beautiful location in Bali, however, nearly led to his demise. The XXX director was shooting a scene and noticed a couple of men masturbating to the proceedings. After busting their respective nuts, the men disappeared, and Woodman finished filming. When he went back to his hotel, Woodman was greeted by dozens of police officers, one of whom was one of the self-abusing looky-loos. The jackoff-cum-law enforcement officer put Woodman in handcuffs and whisked him to police headquarters, where the chief told Woodman that shooting pornographic films is forbidden in his country.

To further illustrate his point, the chief produced a newspaper clipping with a picture of a man whose decapitated head was sitting on a plate. "Two months ago, I take off his head because he do the same job like you," he told Woodman. "You are next."

At first, Woodman was too scared to even speak, but he soon gained his composure and informed his would-be executioner, "If you cut off my head, your life will not change. And me, I will lose my life. But if you help me, and we become friends, I will make you good money." Woodman explained that he too was at one time a cop and understood that police are not paid well.

The gendarme asked Woodman how much money he could cough up. Woodman actually had a whopping $185,000 in his hotel room, but he told his accuser, "I can give you one thousand, maybe two thousand dollars. I don't have much money in cash."

The man demanded $10,000, adding, "You have two hours to bring it back to me, or I'll kill you." Woodman surprised the cop when he returned with the agreed-upon sum. Thinking that the officer might kill him anyway, Woodman told the man that he planned on coming back every three months to shoot more films, and that he would pay him each time. Ecstatic with this news, the cop not only let Woodman complete his movie, but lent him his men and equipment. Needless to say, Woodman never went back to Bali.

Some may argue that this wasn't luck but rather shrewd thinking on Pierre's part. That may be, except for the fact that this trouble with the authorities caused Pierre to miss his plane, which went down, killing all 466 passengers ..."

this is an amazing story, :o
but is it really true?

kind regards,

craving

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:40 pm
by PIERRE WOODMAN
Yes, just it was not the guy himself who take off the head of this german guy but the authorities in Djakarta. The rest is absolutly the true...
I had a lot of troubles in my carrier, I was arrested in London, in Cairo, in Seychelles, almost in Brazil ( I escaped ),in Australia ( I was lucky ), in South Africa (more than lucky ), the Lithanian gouvernment try to make me extrated from France to Vilnius for a porno photo set, etc...
I Sophie told me last week, " what's good to live with you, no one second is boring because always anything can happen ! "

PW

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:08 pm
by craving
dear pierre,

it seems,
that you really have an exciting life in many different ways ;)

and is this also true:

"... the fact that this trouble with the authorities caused Pierre to miss his plane, which went down, killing all 466 passengers ..." ???

best regards,

craving

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:12 pm
by PIERRE WOODMAN
Yes the Djakarta / Bangkok who crashed was supposed to be ours ! In total I'm passed 4 times near the death during the shooting of Golden Triangle, I walked on one green snake, some muslims send big stones on us from the top of a clift, the police and the plane crash. No so bad... but at this day it was 67 times in my life I was in "deadly" situation, just that could be a book !!!

PW

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:57 am
by Bawdy
PIERRE WOODMAN wrote:Yes, just it was not the guy himself who take off the head of this german guy but the authorities in Djakarta. The rest is absolutly the true...
I had a lot of troubles in my carrier, I was arrested in London, in Cairo, in Seychelles, almost in Brazil ( I escaped ),in Australia ( I was lucky ), in South Africa (more than lucky ), the Lithanian gouvernment try to make me extrated from France to Vilnius for a porno photo set, etc...
I Sophie told me last week, " what's good to live with you, no one second is boring because always anything can happen ! "

PW
What happened in Australia? Where was it exactly? Would love to hear the story.

Bawdy 8-)

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:24 am
by PIERRE WOODMAN
Let me have something to said in my book please :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PW

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:08 pm
by Bawdy
OK, can't wait for the book, I'm sure it will be great reading. Hopefully I can get it autographed, maybe when you move to OZ ;)

Bawdy 8-)

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:12 pm
by PIERRE WOODMAN
Yes for sure, with pleasure !

PW

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:58 pm
by Alexander
When is your book coming out???

Make sure to sell it in Latin America!

Re: pierre, is this really true?

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:22 pm
by PIERRE WOODMAN
I hope it will be there too !

PW