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English lessons for Pierre

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:30 pm
by Lysander68
Pierre's Franglish is part of the charm, but sometimes it leads to serious misunderstandings, especially when the girls he's talking to is a native speaker. So maybe we can help Pierre out with a few "lessons" :D

I'll start:

- "souvenir" does not mean what you think it means. In English that's something you bring back from a vacation to remind you of the place. The word you are looking for is "memory".

- "Turn on yourself" makes no sense and confuses girls who speak English. Say "turn around" instead.

Re: English lessons for Pierre

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:14 pm
by tomcat2
No, bro, Pierre does not speak English, nor Russian, he speaks Woodmanish! This is a primitive language that is addressed to the reptilian brain of Slavic girls, a sexual Esperanto of sorts! It is made up of just a dozen words, eg: "Popo camera" (turn your ass to the camera so that I can zoom in on your pussy), "Praknis maximum" (arch your back as much as you can so I can comfortably fuck your asshole), "Miam miam" (swallow up my sperm, bitch). And you know what? It's more than enough to get your message across. It is a living proof that intellectual prowess is pointless when it comes to fucking beautiful girls. Too much vocabulary is the key to the friendzone!

Re: English lessons for Pierre

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:57 pm
by Karmafan
Sex is one of the few things you can do well when the participants don't speak the same language. Doesn't matter if the girl is Latvian, Chinese, Brazilian, or from the Czech Republic. When the cock comes out the girl knows whats expected of her.

Re: English lessons for Pierre

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:12 am
by PIERRE WOODMAN
Thank you Lysander68, I don't do anymore the turn on yourself since at least 2 or 3 years but memories yes I must try !!!
Problem is it's very difficult to concentrate on the questions, the developpment from the answers, the camera and what the translator said also.
If I am the only one in this business doing it this way it's probably because it's not as simple as it seems to be !!!

Pierre does not speak English, nor Russian, he speaks Woodmanish!
This is a primitive language that is addressed to the reptilian brain of Slavic girls
Slavic girls are often smarter than occidental and I think what you said is a free mean sentence !!! I see more collapsed brain in USA or France than in Russia.
Those girls very often know better the French history than I do about the Russian one.
They can speak two or three language when US and French just speak their own.
On top they are for most of them very nice and love sex a lot, and you can easily feel the difference when it's an american or a french in the bed with a "slavic" as you call them. And for instance Romanian are probably the smartest brain on earth even if they are often a bit rude in the heart !!!
I admit I 'm not good with language, it is one of my biggest weakness but honestly I don't feel ashame when I look around me in this business. Yes I speaks shit part of various languages but at least I can set up my goal in Brazil, in Russia, in Spain, in Italy, in Germany and all english speaking places.
At the exception of few people in porn industry like Philippe Soine who can learn a language very fast and speaks 6 , Giorgio Grandi who was leaving in Russia and now CZ who can speak 4, Eszter the manager of Brillbabes who speaks 3, and maybe 2 or 3 more people I forget to mention, most people in porn are limited to english when it's about another than their native's one.
When the cock comes out the girl knows whats expected of her.
Of course we are all the same, a simple kiss is already a sign and doesn't need words !!!

PW

Re: English lessons for Pierre

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:26 pm
by Homo*_*Eroticus
Lysander68 wrote:Pierre's Franglish is part of the charm, but sometimes it leads to serious misunderstandings, especially when the girls he's talking to is a native speaker.
And what do you think about his Franspainglish that we can appreciate in the recent casting with Cristina Miller :?: :D
Lysander68 wrote: "souvenir" does not mean what you think it means. In English that's something you bring back from a vacation to remind you of the place. The word you are looking for is "memory".
Yeah, you're right but in the figurative language "a souvenir" can also mean "a memory" :!:
So, in such a sense, I like to consider Pierre a little poet.... ;)