Miss France contest 2015

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Re: Miss France contest 2015

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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is to wake up next to her.

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Or maybe just a picture on my pillow. :D

And please keep her away from that Woodman guy, he might ruin a nice girl like her. :twisted:

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Laetitia Vuillemard ( Miss Ile-de-France), est pas mal non plus. :twisted:
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Curious George wrote:Dear Santa,
And please keep her away from that Woodman guy, he might ruin a nice girl like her. :twisted:
Great Santa gift for tons of other guys who are standing in lines rubbing their hands around their cocks to 'ruin' this girl. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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hi pierre you need to get this girl working in the business.

colombian, already doing webcam stuff.

ana karina garcia from colombia

also known as kari garci in her cam stuff.

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get to work pierre and sign her, would love to see her in your works of art.

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woodyfan23 wrote:
Curious George wrote:Dear Santa,
And please keep her away from that Woodman guy, he might ruin a nice girl like her. :twisted:
Great Santa gift for tons of other guys who are standing in lines rubbing their hands around their cocks to 'ruin' this girl. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I need to explain my smart-assed remark.
After a casting session with Pierre, she will be terribly disappointed to find that not every man can give her 5 orgasms in 2 hours.. An ordinary guy like me will have no chance with her. She will end up living with a multi-millionaire, and spending much of her time shopping. :lol:

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Mr George is a true romanticist who has a tender heart for beautiful girls. :)

What I mean is beautiful girls are there to be 'ruined', if you don't it there will be other guys doing it. Girls are not works of art that cannot be touched, and they don't want to be treated like one. :P

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Concerning women as works of art.

Comedian Steve Martin once said to a very beautiful woman:

"I want to put you up on a pedestal, so I can look up under your skirt."

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:lol: :lol: :lol: A good one!

But what did the beautiful woman say in response? let me guess. She said:" ok Martin if you like to voyeur. For what I want, why don't you put me in the bed and fuck the shit out of me?!"

Then right that night Mr. Woodman came into her bedroom. :lol:

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Dear Santa :
" I wish Marine Lorphelin as a present, not under the tree but in my bed, in order to satisfy my sexual needs. Please Santa, make Marine Lorphelin not ghastly as Mila Kunis without makeup." Jolly big hugs.
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Well, I stumbled on a bit of information about the Miss France Pageant. Maybe you all already know about this.
A 79 year old woman, long the head of the Pageant, who was angry about too many of the women showing too much skin, was forced out of her position. What really set her off, was when Miss France of 2011 showed up nude in Paris Match. But to placate some of the critics, they added a questionnaire, to prove that the women had a brain to go with their body. Some of the women panicked when they had to answer 20 questions in only one hour. :oops:
Two of the questions were - Who is the Prime Minister of France. How much does a typical baguette cost. :roll:



By the way, I am sure that all of the women knew the answer to this question.....
What is the square root of 69. :?:

8 something. :lol:

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