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Jokes / blagues / just a bud
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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Pierre - I laughed out loud for half a minute when I read the post. That was the best joke that I have heard this year. I will pass it on.
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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And the latest Terminator movie is this weekend. Should be a great "popcorn" movie.
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"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen-
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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Katie Couric is an American TV journalist and has worked for all three major TV networks, NBC, ABC and CBS. She is 58 years old and married.
Amy is 34 and a stand-up comedianne. She tells stories about her dates. She sounds like the most promiscuous woman alive. She is very funny.
At the awards show, Katie left the table for awhile and left her iphone there. Big mistake. Amy picked it up and quickly found Katie's husband's number. She sent a text to him.
Want to have anal tonight.
When Katie came back to the table, she got a text message from her husband: Come home right away.
So she excused herself, and left the awards ceremony.
I will bet they had an interesting conversation that night.
At a recent prestigious awards ceremony, she was sitting at a table with Amy Schumer.Amy is 34 and a stand-up comedianne. She tells stories about her dates. She sounds like the most promiscuous woman alive. She is very funny.
At the awards show, Katie left the table for awhile and left her iphone there. Big mistake. Amy picked it up and quickly found Katie's husband's number. She sent a text to him.
Want to have anal tonight.
When Katie came back to the table, she got a text message from her husband: Come home right away.
So she excused herself, and left the awards ceremony.
I will bet they had an interesting conversation that night.