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Yesterday, Booz posted a joke in a new topic. And Pierre reacted to the joke.

So Booz, this very very old joke is for you.

A man and his new bride went for a ride in his horse and carriage. Along the way, the horse slapped the man in the face with his tail. The man stopped the carriage, went over to the horse, looked him in the eye and said "That's one."
They continued riding and once again the horse slapped him in the face with his tail. The man stopped, looked him in the eye and said "That's two".
They continued riding and again the horse slapped him in the face with his tail.
The man stopped, went over to the horse, pulled out his gun, and shot the horse in the head.
His new bride flew into a rage and shouted "How dare you do that", then she slapped him in the face.
He looked her in the eye, and said "That's one".

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Curious George wrote:There was a report in the media that singer Taylor Swift had insured her legs for $40 million dollars.
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Taylor Swift is very cute indeed ! 8-) 8-)
She said that she will give her virginity only to the man she will get married with.
And then she met Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Supposedly it happened just before her 21st birthday. And he did not show up for the party. After crying all night, she wrote a song. I will bet that most of the men on this forum are better looking.

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