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I´ll try to translate it tonight... ;)
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Mark.......those cultural differences are so true. :roll:

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The Miss Universe Pageant was last night and it reminds me of a story.
My friends in the service that deployed in Asia, told me that in certain areas of Manila there are many young women that stand outside of bars and look for GI's. They are easy to spot, being tall with short haircuts. The women know that the men are all horny and have money to spend. The women all know of an English sentence and call it out to them. :D
I believe it was 2009 when I saw this story on TV. The winner of the Miss Philippines Pageant was a very pretty girl, but did not know a word of English. The paparazzi took a lot of pictures, and when they found out that she did not know English, they decided to "help" her out. They taught her that same sentence and told her to say it to the judges at the Miss Universe pageant, and it would help her to win. They did not tell her the meaning of the sentence. :)
The sentence..... Me love you long time.

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Great tool for a "Woodman shower casting" ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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