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J espère qui il va par être malade le barbu lol
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french22 wrote:the origin of Tarzan cry
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Actually there is a story here.
Bo Derek's husband made a Tarzan movie, and of course Bo was cast as Jane. It was only as good as every other Tarzan movie, but being rated R, she appeared nude, and a lot of men saw it for just that.
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When the movie was shown on TV, after "The End", they just showed a picture of the jungle, as the credits rolled by. :x
But in the theater, nobody, and I mean nobody got up to leave after "The End". While the credits rolled, Tarazan, Cheetah & Jane frolicked along the river bank. Bo Derek was nude. Near the end of the credits, Tarzan got on top of Jane, missionary style. Cheetah got jealous and grabbed him and pulled him off of her. I laughed out loud in the audience. Chimps are very strong. Don't mess with a jealous monkey. :lol:
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I've yet the picture yo !
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Gime me a sign or give me an answer.
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Actually, these girls happened to be... dudes.
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Xmas sausage ! :mrgreen:
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Qui fait la dinde lol
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J'aimerais bien que ce soit mon ex qui fasse la dinde, mais fort heureusement pour elle je ne suis pas un cannibale.

Another Xmas sausage :
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Mark Marcus wrote:J'aimerais bien que ce soit mon ex qui fasse la dinde, mais fort heureusement pour elle je ne suis pas un cannibale.

Another Xmas sausage :lol j espère que tu n'as pas était le dindon de la farce non plus lol
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Je n'est pas été le dindon de la farce;
j'ai été le " Don" d'une " Barbara" qui avait son agenda en fait. :geek:
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OK
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