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Gallery of weird penises.
http://imgur.com/a/w0HJP#0

My advice to the men with those penises, never let the girl see you naked, before sex.
It is difficult to keep it up when she is laughing.

Ghetto Batmobile

Not a joke, but have to comment on the Batmobile. One year I was working as a test driver. We drove test cars around the city after midnight, when the traffic was light. The test cars were stored in a large parking garage. In a corner, behind a large curtain, they stored a Batmobile. I asked them if I could drive it, but management said "No".
I later found out that it was not THE Batmobile, because the studio makes a new one for every movie.

2 days ago, a restaurant in Kansas City, in the Midwest, announced a price reduction on their hamburgers, to celebrate their baseball team making the playoffs. A TV crew went over to the place for an interview. The reporter said that she would like to try his hamburger. He replied: "I would love to have my meat in your mouth."
It went on the air, and other reporters on TV pretended to be outraged. When another TV crew asked him to apologize, he said : "My hamburgers are $2.99, but the double entendres are free".
The whole episode gave him a lot of free publicity.

Hungary to impose world's first internet tax
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102111147#.

in english it s better
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -Aids.html