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Oh mine too! His mother is very nice to me. The first time I met her, she yelled at my bf. (I didn't understand at the time, she was speaking in Tamazight) It turned out she told him that he needs to send money to me, because I was obviously not able to buy enough food! :lol: :lol: :lol: They really like the women to be "sturdy" especially in her generation. But to the jokes...

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.


Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. :shock:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Why the TV of a blonde never works ? Because it's a micro-wave !!!

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At least she heard about Turkey :)

But don´t forget how large France really is:
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And if you ever wondered, why Rose, Linet and all the other "czech" girls speak schweizerdeutsch:
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That´s CNN :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol: It's the map Napoleon gave them, it's the one they are going to use! No idea where they got the other map... same place they found this one:
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Ok,here to see how to do some buissnes :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNExvs_7 ... ure=relmfu

And some Prison Break :D Smart one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YAbLfzl ... ideo_title

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Prison Break Doggy Style :)

Final one from me for today:
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And sometimes clients are really like that, unfortunately :)

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Metka wrote:Ok,here to see how to do some buissnes
Metka! I am laughing so hard! I have been here! It's in a town called Maekrong (I think that's the spelling) near Bangkok. I WISH I still had these photos!!! I lost them all on my old computer :cry: I never thought I would see a video of this place...
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@ Phelan Hase :D

At the end the Cook is coming :lol: My Kollega :lol: They should wash the pots..

@ Rafale

It´s very impressieve to see something like that for European or Americans..But that´s the reality. Just yesterday I stored some pics,( from Berlin too :D ) mail adresses and dokuments on my external disc.You should do that too with the things wich are importand to you.

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