J'ai un copain qui s'appelle Booba : c'est un gros black bien baraque
Il me dit moi avec les femmes j'arrive à être en érection toute la nuit, pour ça juste avant je tape mon sexe contre un meuble, mais fort !
en rentrant chez moi j'attends que ma femme soit dans la salle de bains et je vais dans la cuisine, je tape ma queue fort sur la table ; bam ! bam ! bam !
et là j'entends ma femme qui dit : c'est toi Booba ?
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Curious George
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I remember that joke back in 1965. The characters were President Johnson, Lady Bird Johnson and Carl Stokes, the first black mayor of Cleveland. Still funny.
Don't read the rest of this if you just ate lunch.
There are many home remedies for women who have problems with their pussy. Here are two bad ones.
Placing an "oak ball" into the vagina to tighten it up. What is an oak ball you ask? Sometimes wasps will build their nest in an oak tree. People chase the wasps away and pull out the nest. Then they crush the nest into a small ball and tell women to shove it up their vagina. It does not work.
If a woman has a very smelly yeast infection, she should shove an onion up there. But it does not work. It only makes the smell worse. Better to see a doctor and get prescription medicine. (That purple stuff.)
Now we need another good Banana33 joke.
Don't read the rest of this if you just ate lunch.
There are many home remedies for women who have problems with their pussy. Here are two bad ones.
Placing an "oak ball" into the vagina to tighten it up. What is an oak ball you ask? Sometimes wasps will build their nest in an oak tree. People chase the wasps away and pull out the nest. Then they crush the nest into a small ball and tell women to shove it up their vagina. It does not work.
If a woman has a very smelly yeast infection, she should shove an onion up there. But it does not work. It only makes the smell worse. Better to see a doctor and get prescription medicine. (That purple stuff.)
Now we need another good Banana33 joke.
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Re: Jokes / blagues / just a bud
Booba c’est pas moi !!! Lol
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