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"i'm lovin' it"
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ok...that's just mean
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Time we are in Green, I got one for L.R and all vegans girls !!!
FOREPLAY WITH A VEGAN !!!
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FOREPLAY WITH A VEGAN !!!
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The picture of the mirror reminded me of a story.
McDonalds announced that they now have Braille menus for those who cannot see, and picture menus for those who cannot read. A comedian used that in his monologue.
As a practical joke. he put on dark sun glasses, drove up to the drive-thru window, slowly tapping on the side of the wall with his white tipped can, and stopped at the window. Swinging his head sideways like Ray Charles, he asked the girl for a Braille menu. She looked around for a minute then came back and said: "I'm sorry, I can't find a Braille menu, would you like a picture menu?"
McDonalds announced that they now have Braille menus for those who cannot see, and picture menus for those who cannot read. A comedian used that in his monologue.
As a practical joke. he put on dark sun glasses, drove up to the drive-thru window, slowly tapping on the side of the wall with his white tipped can, and stopped at the window. Swinging his head sideways like Ray Charles, he asked the girl for a Braille menu. She looked around for a minute then came back and said: "I'm sorry, I can't find a Braille menu, would you like a picture menu?"
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“Nobody is jealous of the losers, only the winners attract the jealousy and hatred of idiots. That explains who my enemies are!”
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
I feel 2024 will be my best year ever !!!
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So....just curiosity....what was the nature of the impedement for the Victoria's casting?
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There will be many of us curious about Victoria.
I did have a story related to her. Even if she becomes a porn star, she and all women should be treated with respect.
I had a good friend who was a world traveler. One year he visited Spain. As an American he avoided other tourists. "They attract hand grenades, he said." This was in 1980. So instead of staying in an expensive hotel, he found a prostitute and lived with her in her apartment for a week. He always treats women with respect and he had another reason to do so. She told a story about how a pickpocket stole all of her money. She had a connection with the Spanish Mafia. She told the Don what happened. A few days later the pickpocket was found along the side of a road in the mountains. Both hands had been cut off. OMG
I did have a story related to her. Even if she becomes a porn star, she and all women should be treated with respect.
I had a good friend who was a world traveler. One year he visited Spain. As an American he avoided other tourists. "They attract hand grenades, he said." This was in 1980. So instead of staying in an expensive hotel, he found a prostitute and lived with her in her apartment for a week. He always treats women with respect and he had another reason to do so. She told a story about how a pickpocket stole all of her money. She had a connection with the Spanish Mafia. She told the Don what happened. A few days later the pickpocket was found along the side of a road in the mountains. Both hands had been cut off. OMG
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well...i guess when will be the right time,
Pierre will tell us what happened today in russia....
anyway..it was quite unfortunate hearing that news