Not a joke, just an observation.
For the last 5 decades, it seems that Murphy's Law prevails whenever I go out to a restaurant. There always is a family with screaming toddlers at the table. They can't wait so long for the food and start crying. The parents don't care.
Last evening was different. With the 2 babies sitting side by side, daddy placed an iphone in front of them and played a cartoon movie. They were perfectly quiet during the whole meal.

Thank you Steve Jobs!

I love magic. The duo Penn & Teller are my favorite team. They have a show on Friday night. This night they did a illusion about passwords. They also talked about "porn names". These are names you pick because you do not want anyone to know who you are on the forum. (Obviously)
Penn (the one who talks) said that an easy way for you to remember your porn name is to pick the name of your first dog, and then the street where you lived at that time.

But that would not work for me because our first dog was a French Poodle named Pierre. And we lived on Woodman Road.

I have lived through a lot of crazy fashion trends, Nehru jackets, high heels for men, the Afro, pony tails for men and the "man purse".

But this one is just plain disgusting. Worse than a thick coat of hair on a woman's legs. The latest fashion is nose hair extensions. The hair comes out of the nose for about 3 inches. No mention about "boogers" caught in the hairs.

Pierre...........PLEASE PLEASE do NOT cast anyone with nose hair extensions. I usually watch your casting after lunch.

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Waow extraordinary !!!

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