PIERRE WOODMAN wrote:
In July 2000 after I just broke up with Tania Russof, I went to USA with Eva Roberts and Judith Fox to drown my sadness. In L-A one evening Eva wanted meet some Hungarian friends in a restaurant of Ventura Bd and I left her there. Then Judith asked me if I can organise a crazy sex rape for her.
Then I just realised that, if anyone had called the Police and they have entered the room that night, I will be sentenced of jail FOR 10 LIFES !!!
And you have no idea how many girls asked me to do this with them from my teenage time till two weeks ago ...
PW
This story is about a comedy show that I saw on TV.
First, you have to understand how some apartment buildings are designed in New York City. The door to the building is normally locked, you need a key to get in. When you close the door, it locks automatically. There are a row of buttons by the door with the apt. no. beside each button. A visitor pushes the right button, and a buzzer goes off in that apt. The person in the apt talks to the person via intercom. Then the person in the apt pushes a button, and the door unlocks for a few seconds.
If you ever see the TV show "Seinfeld" you understand.
Now in this world, there are 2 kinds of men. There are people like "James Bond" and Pierre, who almost always get the girl, and there are men like me, who almost never get the girl, but never give up trying. So I easily related to this TV character when I saw this episode.
It is Friday night, and he goes to the local bar, hoping to meet a single girl. He sees a tall beautiful young woman in a sexy dress, walk right up to him. And she says, " I want to make love. Are you the man for me?" He is stunned. She takes his hand and leads him out the bar.
He has recovered his senses, and his face looks like a 6 year old on Christmas morning. He drives her to her apt. He parks in front of the apt. (Remember this is TV).
She uses her key to enter the building, and they go up the stairs to her apt. They go straight to her bedroom and she takes off her dress down to her underwear, as he takes off his clothes down to his underpants.
She gets onto the bed, and commands him to tie her up. She has some soft rope already there and he ties her wrists and ankles to the 4 corners of the bed. He is excited beyond belief. Just as he starts to climb into the bed with her, she asks "Do you have some protection?"
He says, "I left it in the car." So he runs out of the apt, down the stairs and out the door in his underpants. But his car is locked. So he goes back to the apt building door, but it is locked. He can't buzz her apt, (she is tied up), so he buzzes every apt in the building. Six windows open, and people look to see this stranger on the sidewalk in his underpants. Someone calls the police. They arrive quickly. (Remember, this is TV.) The cop says "whats going on here." The guy says "I just ran out to my car to get a condom and the doors are locked". The cop says "Why don't you buzz the woman's apt?" The guy replies, "Because I left her................".
The next scene shows him in a jail cell in his underpants. Standing next to him is a huge hairy man with a wicked smile on his face. The last scene shows the woman still tied in bed, shouting "Hurry up, I have to go pee."